http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp

A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at a local McDonald's. Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed an extra clump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. She licked it off, tasted it and immediately realized things were not right. "I'm not gonna lie," McDowell said. "On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar." 

McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department. They sent the "mayo" remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. To make matters worse, in the following days, McDowell woke with a giant red rash on the corner of her mouth. The rash spread and developed into severe blisters. The doctor was able to verify that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken. The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also added, "We can't always keep an eye on our employee's conduct. We can only hop , during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards." 

미시건 31세 여성이 맥도날드 맥치킨 주문했는데

마요네즈도 아닌 요상한 소스가 있어서 맛보니 

가끔 먹던 정액 맛이 나서 

신고해서 검사해보니 

2명의 정액이었다는... 

기대가 다음날에는 헤르페스 바이러스에 의한 구내염도 ㅎㄷㄷ 

사실 우리나라 맥도날드는 여러명이 함께 있으니 그럴일은 거의 없겠지만

일부러 똥이나 오줌 묻히는 놈들은 충분히 있을 듯 하고...

폐쇄 주방에서는 위같은 일이 충분이 있을법하다 

근데 어차피 소화되면 똑같고 

대부분의 바이러스는 fecal to oral infection 이 아닌

즉 먹어서 감염되는거 아니니까 뭐 그러려니 해야지